Psycho Bitch

May                                                                             G

Bloody independent horror done right!  It’s always the weird quiet ones that are crazy, isn’t it?  The titular character is certainly off her rocker.  It brings to light the different types of crazy:  people that appear to be by having morbid fascinations (Adam) and the ones that actually are (May).  “If you can’t find a friend, make one.”  That’s a phrase spoken more than once, so guess how a psycho would interpret that.  One of the victims sports a cinematic monster tattoo indicating where this twisted early 21^st century film cribbed from.  I want that Suzie doll too!  6/24/2016

---Sean O.

Lycantrilogy

Ginger Snaps Trilogy:

Ginger Snaps                                                              G

The werewolf subgenre is definitely undervalued and underrepresented in horror and admittedly not my favorite part of the genre, but I still watch them as I love all monsters differently.  Other than An American Werewolf in London and The Howling, this Canadian film is probably one of the best.  Equal parts dark teen film and bloody horror flick, lycanthropy metaphorically ties in with female puberty.  Stars Emily Perkins (the little girl from It) and Katharine Isabelle (later making a name for herself in the horror genre---Google her filmography) and became a cult hit followed by two sequels.  Check it out!  6/21/2016

 Ginger Snaps 2:  Unleashed                                       G

A worthy sequel to the Canadian werewolf film Ginger Snaps, this time focusing on the surviving sister, Brigitte.  Mistakenly put into rehab for a drug addiction, she really injects wolfsbane to keep her lycanthropic transformations at bay.  With the help of a younger girl that can’t seem to separate reality from fantasy and “always wanted a sister,”  Brigitte escapes to a house in the woods and prepares for the creature’s inevitable arrival.  We learn the creature’s true intentions.  May not be as good as the first, but it comes close and is bloody good fun!  6/23/2016

 Ginger Snaps Back:  The Beginning                           OK/G

A prequel set in the early 19^th century involving the same Fitzgerald sisters as the first two movies.  Certainly the most "gothic" of the series, the film is well-shot and the set design looks great.  Drags sporadically but decent overall and rewards horror fans with a sanguineous finale.  Plus, Hugh Dillon stars.  I love Hugh Dillon, even though I prefer him bald.  6/23/2016

In conclusion, this is a worthy franchise.  It makes me appreciate practical effects considering everything is handled via CGI nowadays with predominantly subpar results.  Have a feminist Canadian werewolf marathon!

Class dismissed...unfortunately

Gravedale High                                                          G

Memories.  I can’t believe this animated series from the end of 1990 only lasted one season (13 episodes)!  This cartoon was a significant part of my childhood.  I vividly recollect watching this every Saturday morning when I was in second grade.  It was the only time I remember my older sister ever getting up earlier than usual on a weekend (to watch it)…back then we only had one TV in the house like most families.  I still somewhat enjoyed it after recently watching all the episodes.  Nostalgia?  I don’t know.  As of now, the show isn’t available to buy (I have a bootleg copy of the entire series if anyone wants to borrow, or come on over and we’ll have a marathon!).  The series involved a high school class of characters based on classic monsters including a Werewolf, Mummy Chick, Little Frankenstein, Medusa Chick, Zombie Chick, Gill Man, Invisible Man, Ghoul and Vampire all taught by a human teacher voiced by Rick Moranis (Ghostbusters; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids; The Flintstones and various other 80s/90s movies).  At one time, during the time, McDonald’s even had toys for some of the characters.  Don’t believe me?  Google it!  I wish I still had those toys.  Internet is calling...If Duzer (Medusa Chick) was here she would tell me to “Get a life!”  6/16/2016

Don't get lost...

Labyrinth                                                                     G

This film is totally 80s.  From the soundtrack to the costumes to the set design to the animatronic creatures.  If remade, and I won’t be surprised if it happens, everything will probably be CGI.  Seeing films like this make me appreciate on-camera effects.  Some of the creatures are annoying and hideous but, overall, this film is fun and imaginative.  I really like the soundtrack too.  R.I.P. Goblin King (David Bowie).  6/12/2016

Stockholm Syndrome?

Beauty and the Beast                                                   VG

Is it really Stockholm syndrome?  Belle did offer to take her father’s place as prisoner and the Beast managed to let her escape more than once.  This early ‘90s Disney movie is still good after all these years from when I first saw it upon being released, when Disney films were still completely hand-drawn.  I’m glad I was actually alive and aware to remember this final period (before the late ‘90s) of excellent Disney movies.  This is one of the best complete with catchy songs, well-drawn animation, memorable characters, suspense and a Peter Steele-looking character.  Basically, beauty is found within---a tale as old as time (wink, wink).  Timeless!  6/10/2016

Triplegeist

Poltergeist/Poltergeist II/Poltergeist III                       VG/OK/G

Anytime I watch a movie that’s part of a franchise, I always have to watch the entire franchise if accessible (no matter how bad some segments may be).  Here, we have Poltergeist which definitely ranks up there as one of the best haunted house films.  Suspenseful in its entirety, frightening for some (not this viewer though) and contains an evil clown doll!  Still good after all these years.  Poltergeist II: The Other Side isn’t the worst sequel I’ve seen.  It has its moments but ultimately suffers from “sequel-itis.”  Still better than the recent Poltergeist remake though.  Finally, there’s Poltergeist III, which I think is better than part II.  Well-shot with some eerie moments throughout.  In conclusion, this trilogy is certainly worthy.  If you’ve never seen Poltergeist, I don’t know what the hell you’re waiting for!  While you’re at it, give the two sequels a shot and have a Poltergeist day!  Skip the remake though!  6/7/2016

Review of the Living Dummy

Triloquist                                                                     OK

I’m a fan of killer doll flicks.  They are a rarity.  Ventriloquist dummies are even more of a rarity in the subgenre.  This decent film from the director of Leprechaun about a murderous dummy focuses more on the psycho female daughter of the original ventriloquist.  I would’ve appreciated more violence committed by the wooden puppet but until more killer dummy films are Magically made, I guess I should be grateful there even is an evil cinematic dummy other than Slappy in the Goosebumps adaptation.  6/4/2016

Let's go to Korea...

The Host                                                                      VG

Korean creature feature that’s still as good as when I saw it theatrically for the first time almost ten (?!) years ago.  The film doesn’t waste any time getting right into the action.  The creature is very absurd (like a tadpole created by H.P. Lovecraft with a Venus fly trap-like mouth), as a result of formaldehyde being dumped into the Han River; but the swift amphibious behemoth will definitely fuck you up and cause a bloody rampage!  Entertaining!  6/4/2016