Friday, June 5, 2020

Nights to Dismember


Prom Night (1980)
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil
Prom Night (2008)
Prom is so overrated.  I didn’t even want to go to mine.  I only went my senior year (with someone I didn’t even care to go with) because my mom wanted a picture.  I hated high school in general (I wasn’t exactly the most popular person either).  Anyway, I decided to revisit the Prom Night franchise, even the 2008 remake I know I hated, enough to only give it 1 ½ stars out of 4 (when I used to give star ratings) and to include it on my ten worst films of that year.  But, since I have OCD, usually whenever I watch a film that’s part of a franchise, I like to watch all of them, and sometimes my opinion on a movie may change over time (yes, even if I remember hating it).  The original Prom Night starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen definitely isn’t my favorite slasher movie.  I don’t hate it, but it’s kind of boring even as a teen movie and the kills are too few, not starting until after the hour mark (not counting the accidental death in the beginning).  Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II introduces the titular Mary Lou character in a story that’s totally different than the first.  This takes a more supernatural approach although there are deaths in a body count fashion and it’s ultimately an example of standard (yet watchable) Eighties cheese.  It also tries to emulate, not nearly as successfully, that best prom-themed film known as Carrie, the original one directed by Brian De Palma.  I do love that possessed rocking horse; it always seems to stand out the most whenever I think of this sequel.  I always thought of Prom Night III: The Last Kiss as my favorite entry in the series, but it’s still not the greatest film out there.  Sure, it may be flawed like the rest of the films, but it’s a slightly stylish teen body count movie and I’m particularly a fan of the ‘Prom Night in Hell’ scene at the end.  Whereas my buddy and fellow queer, Ron Oliver, he who directed several Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Goosebumps episodes among other things, wrote Prom Night II, here he wrote and directed.  Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil takes place in the same universe as the preceding two entries and concerns a seemingly possessed priest that escapes a certain kind of confinement and ends up targeting a group of four teens that ditched their prom.  There are an equal amount of bland kills as there are passable ones in this entry, making it a typical slasher film that isn’t anything special (much like the first film).  Lastly, I hated the remake probably as much as I did in 2008.  While the original film was largely boring, this one was as by-the-numbers as they come.  It was bland, uninteresting, dull, unimaginative, uninspired, insipid, lackluster, flat, stale, lame, you get the idea (I used as many synonyms for bland as I could).  And at least the original had a bit of mystery with the whodunit aspect; here you knew who the killer was right away and the kills were all predictable while lacking flair.  Prom Night (2008) is one of many examples belonging in the definition of ‘unnecessary remake.’
In conclusion:  While it’s definitely not the best franchise out there (it seems like I say that about a lot of franchises), it certainly has its place in the history of horror cinema.  I don’t think any of them are spectacular and the only one I completely detest is the 2008 remake.  One thing that is for sure, I have more fun with these films than I did at my own prom that I don’t even remember too much about; I don’t remember having any fun either.  Fuck prom!  And high school!  I would never go back.  6/3/2020


---Sean O.
6/5/2020

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